BWAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS! But seriously, poor Porthos, he was a cute and good dog, he will be missed... after I serve him with some Mustard and Relish because now hes a Hot Dog.... get it? Hot Dog... errm.. Never mind.
ALL PRAISE TO ZARDOZ!
GREAT SCOTT!!! ANOTHER FRIEND OF ZARDOZ!