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Forum: General Star Trek Discussions 06-09-2009, 02:04 PM
Replies: 467
Views: 58,105
Posted By CaptainApril
Why not go for broke? ...

Why not go for broke?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/CaptApril/thebiggestbaddeststarshipever.jpg
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 06-09-2009, 12:26 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,460
Posted By CaptainApril
I can definitely see Jack Black haggling with the...

I can definitely see Jack Black haggling with the K-7 bartender over the price of Spican flame gems.
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 06-03-2009, 07:17 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 3,644
Posted By CaptainApril
I wonder if I'm still registered over at...

I wonder if I'm still registered over at startrek.com. It's been a long time since I've posted anything there...
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 06-03-2009, 07:14 PM
Replies: 2,443
Views: 306,980
Posted By CaptainApril
I'm becoming more and more convinced that the...

I'm becoming more and more convinced that the whole movie is one big parody and we've all been punk'd.
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 06-03-2009, 07:10 PM
Replies: 2,443
Views: 306,980
Posted By CaptainApril
As some of the non-working links are making...

As some of the non-working links are making clear, it's considered very bad form to hotlink to another person's website without permission.

In the future, I suggest saving the images you want to...
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 06-02-2009, 11:47 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 3,644
Posted By CaptainApril
One of the mantras during the production of the...

One of the mantras during the production of the original series was, "There is an intelligent life form on the other side of that television tube!" The entire show was an attempt to reach out and...
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 06-02-2009, 11:40 PM
Replies: 2,443
Views: 306,980
Posted By CaptainApril
So which is it? Are we dealling with a heavily...

So which is it? Are we dealling with a heavily mutated, but similarly sized, ship, or are we dealing with the Battlestar Enterprise?
Forum: General Star Trek Discussions 06-02-2009, 11:37 PM
Replies: 467
Views: 58,105
Posted By CaptainApril
I like pizza fine, far more than my doctor...

I like pizza fine, far more than my doctor recommends.

I just don't think the cutter makes for a good starshp design.
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 06-02-2009, 11:35 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,676
Posted By CaptainApril
In other words, they turned Chekov into Wesley...

In other words, they turned Chekov into Wesley Crusher.

Chekov was an eager young ensign, but never the kind of wunderkind this movie tried to portray.

And the way the accent was overplayed was...
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 06-02-2009, 11:24 PM
Replies: 2,443
Views: 306,980
Posted By CaptainApril
So, would JJ and all the others "in the know" who...

So, would JJ and all the others "in the know" who are putting out these ginormous figures be attempting a variation on "who ya gonna believe, me or your own eyes?"
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 06-02-2009, 11:20 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 5,656
Posted By CaptainApril
Kirk didn't make captain until 30 in the main...

Kirk didn't make captain until 30 in the main timeline.

There are bigger boners in this movie than Spock thinking 25 year old Kirk should be captain already, like why he's hanging out in an ice cave...
Forum: General Star Trek Discussions 06-02-2009, 11:03 PM
Replies: 467
Views: 58,105
Posted By CaptainApril
The warp driven pizza cutter?

The warp driven pizza cutter?
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 06-02-2009, 10:58 PM
Replies: 2,443
Views: 306,980
Posted By CaptainApril
Well, for what it's worth, here's another...

Well, for what it's worth, here's another comparison shot based on the latest figures...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/CaptApril/OneMoreFinalComparisonlink.jpg...
Forum: General Star Trek Discussions 06-02-2009, 10:38 PM
Replies: 467
Views: 58,105
Posted By CaptainApril
Sorry, but I'm still partial to this...

Sorry, but I'm still partial to this one...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/CaptApril/ent38.jpg
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 05-28-2009, 09:20 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 6,288
Posted By CaptainApril
They should've gone whole hog and done a true...

They should've gone whole hog and done a true reboot, instead of having this time travel umbilical cord stretching back, allegedly, to the main timeline. If they'd done a complete reboot, then...
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 05-28-2009, 09:01 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 9,601
Posted By CaptainApril
JJ never got Enterprise's to play with, he got...

JJ never got Enterprise's to play with, he got those gargantuan Star Wars ships.

'Cause everyone knows stupidly huge ships are just plain kewler, doood!

I suppose we should consider ourselves...
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 05-28-2009, 08:38 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 2,070
Posted By CaptainApril
I'm partial to the Bizzaro Trek universe....

I'm partial to the Bizzaro Trek universe....
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 05-28-2009, 08:35 PM
Replies: 2,443
Views: 306,980
Posted By CaptainApril
A D'Deridex class warbird is still about twice...

A D'Deridex class warbird is still about twice the size of JJ's freakishly swollen ship.
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 05-28-2009, 06:42 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 9,601
Posted By CaptainApril
Ahem. IT'S EVIL, I TELL YA!!...

Ahem.

IT'S EVIL, I TELL YA!! EEEEEEVIIIIIILLLLL!!! BLACKHEARTED SPAWN FROM THE BOWELS OF HADES ITSELF!!! KILL IT NOW 'FORE IT DESTROYS US ALL!!!

Thank you. :biggrinjester:
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 05-28-2009, 06:35 PM
Replies: 2,443
Views: 306,980
Posted By CaptainApril
Desktop for a really big monitor?

Desktop for a really big monitor?
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 05-28-2009, 04:30 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 9,601
Posted By CaptainApril
Which kind of adds to the stupidity of building a...

Which kind of adds to the stupidity of building a ship that big on the ground.
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 05-28-2009, 04:28 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,376
Posted By CaptainApril
The Abramsprise doesn't even have decent...

The Abramsprise doesn't even have decent viewscreens, how the hell are they gonna manage a holodeck?
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 05-28-2009, 04:01 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 9,601
Posted By CaptainApril
So some numbers hungry type can start in on the...

So some numbers hungry type can start in on the digit crunching, here's some details on the work bee...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/CaptApril/CloseuponWorkBee.jpg

Have at it.
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 05-28-2009, 03:59 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 9,601
Posted By CaptainApril
This idea doesn't cover the gargantuan size of...

This idea doesn't cover the gargantuan size of the Kelvin.

As for the U.J.J. Abramsprise, the latest official numbers are, allegedly, 2,357 feet.

Here's how that shakes out with previous...
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 05-28-2009, 03:28 PM
Replies: 2,443
Views: 306,980
Posted By CaptainApril
Latest official word is that the Uglyprise is...

Latest official word is that the Uglyprise is 2,357 feet long. As always, this number maybe subject to change, but for now, here's where it all shakes out...
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