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Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 05-07-2009, 07:50 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 6,108
Posted By section9
My theater was 85% full. Everyone loved it....

My theater was 85% full. Everyone loved it. Applause at the end. People lined up for the 10:00 showing.

This thing rocks.
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 04-24-2009, 11:35 AM
Replies: 115
Views: 7,639
Posted By section9
I say go with the Klingons. TNG turned them into...

I say go with the Klingons. TNG turned them into Nancy Boys. Time to bring back the badass Klingons of the Federation/Klingon Cold War era.

You can throw in the Romulans, too. History is different...
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 04-24-2009, 10:49 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,094
Posted By section9
Cool. Has JT hit on the Orion Slave Gal...

Cool. Has JT hit on the Orion Slave Gal yet?

Just askin'.
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 04-24-2009, 10:46 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 3,293
Posted By section9
No. JJ wouldn't spend 100 large of Paramount's...

No. JJ wouldn't spend 100 large of Paramount's money just to cop out in the sequels. That's the kind of thing that Lucas and his lazy writing staff would do. Unfortunately, Lucas' writing gave us his...
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 04-20-2009, 02:31 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,261
Posted By section9
Well, we'll have a couple of things to look...

Well, we'll have a couple of things to look forward to-good boxoffice reports and very favorable comparisons with the Wretched Prequels as nobody talks about continuing the SW franchise. Looks like...
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 04-20-2009, 02:19 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,128
Posted By section9
Watchmen was truly a Cult Offering.

Watchmen failed for the same reason that Star Trek will succeed: it failed to appeal to a mass audience.

Watchmen attempted to rewrite History. Moviegoers didn't get that. In that respect, it was...
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 08-24-2008, 08:26 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,814
Posted By section9
Tribbles vs. Ewoks: Requiem Directed by Quentin...

Tribbles vs. Ewoks: Requiem

Directed by Quentin Tarantino
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 08-24-2008, 08:24 AM
Replies: 140
Views: 7,886
Posted By section9
Ah yes: Star Trek XI: The Wrath of Gabe

Ah yes:

Star Trek XI: The Wrath of Gabe
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 08-24-2008, 08:22 AM
Replies: 98
Views: 12,787
Posted By section9
You sir, are a cad, a bounder, and an all around...

You sir, are a cad, a bounder, and an all around great judge of easy marks.

Well played, sir.
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 07-09-2008, 03:15 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,547
Posted By section9
What trailer? Oh, that's easy: Indiana Jones V:...

What trailer?

Oh, that's easy: Indiana Jones V: The Return of the Undead Spalko and the Humiliation of Metrosexual Mutt

Some sequels just write themselves.....
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 03-20-2008, 05:15 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,842
Posted By section9
After which Fat Shat will break through the...

After which Fat Shat will break through the Viewscreen wall with the Hawaiian Punch Guy and the Hi-C Friut Punch Jar Character and snarl at Pine, "No, you little pretender, I kissed Uhura first. Now...
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 03-20-2008, 05:12 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 2,842
Posted By section9
I know what Pine's last words will be. He'll turn...

I know what Pine's last words will be. He'll turn to Quinto and say, "Hunh, I thought I kissed Uhura first!"
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 03-15-2008, 06:56 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,593
Posted By section9
That's actually a nice Sixties reference to have...

That's actually a nice Sixties reference to have a bowling alley aboard ship, sort of like guys walking around in Nehru jackets on their time off and listening to three century old clips of Donovan...
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 03-15-2008, 06:46 AM
Replies: 272
Views: 11,749
Posted By section9
Smile Oh yes, by all means let's have Pine play Kirk as...

Oh yes, by all means let's have Pine play Kirk as a gay character.
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 03-12-2008, 05:13 AM
Replies: 109
Views: 5,301
Posted By section9
Uhura only swings that way in really bad slash...

Uhura only swings that way in really bad slash fiction. She's got fans in the Lesbian Community, though.
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 03-12-2008, 05:08 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 3,613
Posted By section9
How many redshirts buy it in this movie? Well,...

How many redshirts buy it in this movie?

Well, if Old Spock shows up in a red shirt, that's a clue right there that we're in for a bloodbath. Fifty 'shirts is my over and under.

What's the Vegas...
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 03-05-2008, 04:42 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 6,164
Posted By section9
No Mirror Universe uniform on Saldana, No Peace!

No Mirror Universe uniform on Saldana, No Peace!
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 03-02-2008, 07:41 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 5,032
Posted By section9
"Sorry Cadets, I have to leave right now to raise...

"Sorry Cadets, I have to leave right now to raise Fat Shat from the dead on Veridian III. Would two of you plebe cadets please watch this tub of Promise Margarine for me? I have some time travelin'...
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 02-23-2008, 05:25 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 6,386
Posted By section9
1. Good writing. 2. Compelling plot that doesn't...

1. Good writing.
2. Compelling plot that doesn't meander into blind alleys.
3. Excellent, and I do mean excellent directing.
4. Good pacing to the story. Don't kill the audience like TMP did.
5....
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 02-23-2008, 05:19 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 4,366
Posted By section9
I'm a moderate on the whole Redshirt/Deadshirt...

I'm a moderate on the whole Redshirt/Deadshirt issue. We all know that Seaman Ricky, straight out of Boot Camp, or Ensign Ricky, his immediate superior, exist to Feed the Horta. So let's not beat...
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 02-19-2008, 05:10 AM
Replies: 124
Views: 9,680
Posted By section9
Of course, in the Mirror Universe, Uhura would be...

Of course, in the Mirror Universe, Uhura would be in her pole dancing boots and we would get to see Zoe Saldana's belly button.

Go for the "PG-13", baby! Let's update those uniforms, some!
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 02-19-2008, 04:47 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 6,608
Posted By section9
With all due respect, it's the Chicoms I'm afraid...

With all due respect, it's the Chicoms I'm afraid of. Most of the DVD content theft has come out of the PRC in recent years.

With all due respect to Paramount, this is a good thread to have. Video...
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 02-14-2008, 12:27 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,071
Posted By section9
Oh, I get it now. Star Trek: Part Deux comes out...

Oh, I get it now.

Star Trek: Part Deux comes out in May.

Star Trek: Part Deux "The Director's Cut" comes out six months later, just before Christmas. All the Trekkies go nuts.

Paramount is Evil.
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 02-13-2008, 06:47 PM
Replies: 210
Views: 21,725
Posted By section9
I posted the same thing over at Trekmovie. Look,...

I posted the same thing over at Trekmovie.

Look, friends. Ask yourself something. You work at Paramount. You've seen the rushes. You like what you see. You know you have a thin 2009 offering.

What...
Forum: Star Trek XI: The Movie 02-11-2008, 02:40 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 6,749
Posted By section9
What, is Spock going to beam down with Paulie...

What, is Spock going to beam down with Paulie Walnuts and a few Redshirt Teamsters and kneecap some Romulans who missed their Union Dues?

If the Hulkans don't allow the Casinos to be opened up with...
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