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NCC-73515 02-20-2009 06:55 AM

Really bad jokes - they come to me at night
 
What do you pay for a night with a VIP?
The star's hip enter price.

DNA-1842 02-20-2009 07:07 AM

THAT, my friend, is a truly awful joke! Well done!:D:thumbup:

NCC-73515 02-20-2009 07:12 AM

It's always at night when I'm trying to sleep that such jokes come to my mind.

Jed Starkiller 02-20-2009 07:52 AM

Dude that was horrible. Took me a second to 'get it'.

thypentacle 02-20-2009 07:57 AM

How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?



None cause they're bright enough all on their own.

Jed Starkiller 02-20-2009 08:00 AM

Im not sure which one is worse. Oddly enough I like 'em got any more?

thypentacle 02-20-2009 08:02 AM

How do you stun Data?




Throw Pi at him!

Jed Starkiller 02-20-2009 08:09 AM

Ahh .*LOL*. I have a friend who is getting married on Pi day.

NCC-73515 02-20-2009 08:12 AM

Why was Kirk always happy to hear Uhura's reports?

She often said "Channel open, sir!"

thypentacle 02-20-2009 08:15 AM

Man these are bad... but I like'em! lol




What's black and white and red all over?

A Cheronian with a gushing flesh wound.



That one works better when spoken out loud really... :D


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