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MagaditH 03-11-2010 05:58 PM

A day late
But still yesterday was Chuck Norris birthday. Yesterday he didn't turn 70, time turned 70.

Even Picard knows of his awesomeness.

trekie 03-11-2010 09:07 PM

Funny very funny

martok2112 03-12-2010 07:16 PM

--It's not that one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is the exact equivalent of 500 photon torpedoes impacting the hull, it's that 500 photon torpedoes is roughly the equivalent of one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick impacting the hull.

--The Klingons did not come by their bumpy heads naturally. Chuck Norris repeatedly RHK'd Kahless in the head.

--A ship travelling warp 9.5 is straining its engines. A ship travelling warp 9.9 had help from a Chuck Norris RHK.

--The formula for matter/anti-matter mixture is always 1:1, or 1 Chuck Norris RHK.

Captain Tom Coughlin 03-13-2010 11:03 AM

When Chuck Norris does pushups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.

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